Son2 asked for a watch w/ hands.

Son2 asked for a watch "that it takes me a while to look at... you know, with hands."

I had to remove 39mm of expanda-band to fit his wrist.

3D Ear Infection Book

I wish I wasn't at the Ear/Nose/Throat Doc, but this is still a neat book.

Don't leave cans in cars on hot days.

How to say it: "Your kiss is like sunshine!"
How not to say it: "Your lip balm reminds me of sunscreen..."

Should have asked for help w/ the gutters.

Dagnabbit

Never good when the workday includes the need to change pants.

I saw the Jefferson Memorial arrest video and was flabbergasted.  But you know, the Park Service press release seems pretty reasonable.  http://www.nps.gov/news/release.htm?id=1162